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tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

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F.R.I.E.N.D.S + toys

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showrance:

I keep getting junk emails about increasing the size of my penis and only just now did I realize there was more going on. There’s some light pink text that I’ve copied for you. I’m not exactly sure what any of this means.

"Living room while karen smiled.
People who gave madison whispered. Would change her own good idea what. Arm around him as they. Sure we leî madison that. Okay she reached across the way into.
Terry watched the fact she said.
Phone and let himself to sleep. Christmas and saw the top to watch. Please terry waited as well but there. Curious terry grinned at last part. Well but tim pushed. Sounds like she heard someone else. Ruthie came from home to turn down. Dennis had never been in some. Since ricky and got your hair. Maybe it only two girls to work.
Just leave me get another way things. Remember the bed had never forget. Next time oï but knew that.
Maddie gave one thing that. Merry christmas tree lot of course.
Kind of course she watched her inside. More than ever seen in some doing.
Abby had an idea that.
Jake and smiled back for dinner. Madison fought to hug from.
Better than once again and there. Hold me some time you want.”

showrance:

I keep getting junk emails about increasing the size of my penis and only just now did I realize there was more going on. There’s some light pink text that I’ve copied for you. I’m not exactly sure what any of this means.

"Living room while karen smiled.
People who gave madison whispered. Would change her own good idea what. Arm around him as they. Sure we leî madison that. Okay she reached across the way into.
Terry watched the fact she said.
Phone and let himself to sleep. Christmas and saw the top to watch. Please terry waited as well but there. Curious terry grinned at last part. Well but tim pushed. Sounds like she heard someone else. Ruthie came from home to turn down. Dennis had never been in some. Since ricky and got your hair. Maybe it only two girls to work.
Just leave me get another way things. Remember the bed had never forget. Next time oï but knew that.
Maddie gave one thing that. Merry christmas tree lot of course.
Kind of course she watched her inside. More than ever seen in some doing.
Abby had an idea that.
Jake and smiled back for dinner. Madison fought to hug from.
Better than once again and there. Hold me some time you want.”

moistpits:

moistpits:

i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops

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hey look its me

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handjob:

by e

handjob:

by e

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How I feel about my post-graduation plans

wemustbefromthe90s:

whatshouldwecallme:

Freshman year:

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Sophomore year:
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Senior year: 

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But wearing black was the best decision

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snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

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slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

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