17yr:
this baby was drinking from a straw and tilted her cup upside down and it spilled all over her and i was thinking “what a fucking idiot” and then i realized its a baby and im just a terrible person
(via maybe-a-dalek)
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(Source: greymethod, via fuckyeahmeredithandderek)
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(Source: powerburial, via mememaster)
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what the fuck did i just watch
I don’t know but it really speaks to me
(Source: trixiofthesea, via lookinforasoultotake)
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(Source: stanrizzo, via moriartysfox)
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if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices
it’s so true it hurts my heart
(Source: breadmayne, via moriartysfox)
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Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
(via moriartysfox)
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my good friend emma
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fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
(Source: goddammitganon, via heyfunniest)
